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Smoke vs Smoke

In Indonesia, this is what happens when you go to a Korean BBQ place.

Me: Hi, I'd like a seat in the non-smoking area, please.
Waitress: Sorry, we have no non-smoking area. But don't worry, it's all air-conditioned.
Me: You don't have the non-smoking area? Why?
Waitress: Well, the BBQ cooking generates quite a smoke already. So it won't look worse with additional smoke from the cigarettes.
Me: ...

You've gotta be kidding me! What kind of logic is that?

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